full name Football Club Nowhere | 2010 
motto(s) Always at Home Domi Semper | Low Level to Pro Level | Make An Art
Man + Machine in the Middle of Football
nickname(s) Nowhere Forest FC Maroons | Nowhere Fast | Fast Club
screen name | @nowhere_fc
colours |  >badge | black over blue | three-legs logo in red
>home |  maroon | >away | forest | >3rd | sungold | >4th | crowdsource
ground | nowhere now here
seeking pitch development sites
capacity all audiences
chairman of the bored Carlo E. Palazzo
manager | Diego Moscosoni
league | inside the computers | streets

“to be true believers in facts, goals and the entire history of football, including the future.”

Football Club + Virtual Intelligence System

 Facts I:

Currently processing | archiving | uploading | infinite years of Nowhere FC data to football cloud storage | years of tests hypotheses |​​​​​​​ concepts | designs | development of a football club virtual intelligence system | (FC V.I.S.) | more football.
Origin Park Grounds: Football Cafe

Facts II:
Nowhere FC and supporters began in Chinatown New York Partners | Simonez Wolf the Chef Sez | Maxx Starr | Sean Dorsey Diego Moscosoni | imagine the Football Cafe at home pitch Lions Gate Field |100 Forsyth | Designed by Husband Wife Architects | resident Diane Chang of Eating Popo's.

The pro shop to the pitch and Nowhere Football Club | organic food | drinks | games always on | supporter gear various rare items | merchandising | licensed memorabilias | everything a sweaty man could want | or women children aliens | hospitality of the club.
Partner Incubator: Football Concierge

Facts III:
After the club fell on hard times | it was acquired by a group | led by beginner Italian mogul Carlo E. Palazzo | chairman of the bored.

His first act was to install Moscosoni as club manager | Moscosoni leads the Football Concierge studio | HQ | the lab tasked to organize future development | build a football Virtual Intelligence System money ball.
Lions Gate Field at Forsyth Street

Facts V:
Origin pitch grounds of Nowhere FC | including Football Concierge | Football Cafe | Fly Nowhere gallery | Nowhere Fast Club + Nw Forest teams adidas fanatic league early pilot evolving into global tango league.

New York City | Chinatown | Lower East Side | 100 Forsyth

Shared grounds | Lions Gate Field + Nike Field park have been traditional home to several neighboring clubs | many local partners | including | bowery football club | chinatown soccer club | Simonez wolf Chef Sez | others.

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