full name | Football Club Nowhere | 2010
motto(s) Always at Home | Domi Semper | Low Level to Pro Level | Make An Art
Man + Machine in the Middle of Football
nickname(s) | Nowhere Forest | FC Maroons | Nowhere Fast | Fast Club
screen name | @nowhere_fc
colours | >badge | black over blue | three-legs logo in red
>home | maroon | >away | forest | >3rd | sungold | >4th | crowdsource
ground | nowhere | now here
seeking pitch development sites
capacity | all audiences
chairman of the bored | Carlo E. Palazzo
manager | Diego Moscosoni
league | inside the computers | streets
“to be true believers in facts, goals and the entire history of football, including the future.”
Football Club + Virtual Intelligence System
The club is preparing for the history of football | including the future | within infinite timelines | in the tables of football.
Currently processing | archiving | uploading | infinite years of Nowhere FC data to football cloud storage | years of tests | hypotheses | concepts | designs | development of a football club virtual intelligence system | (FC V.I.S.) | more football.
Origin Park Grounds: Football Cafe
Nowhere FC and supporters began in Chinatown New York | Partners | Simonez Wolf the Chef Sez | Maxx Starr | Sean Dorsey | Diego Moscosoni | imagine the Football Cafe at home pitch | Lions Gate Field |100 Forsyth | Designed by Husband Wife Architects | resident Diane Chang of Eating Popo's.
The pro shop to the pitch and Nowhere Football Club | organic food | drinks | games always on | supporter gear | various rare items | merchandising | licensed memorabilias | everything a sweaty man could want | or women | children | aliens | hospitality of the club.
Partner Incubator: Football Concierge
After the club fell on hard times | it was acquired by a group | led by beginner Italian mogul Carlo E. Palazzo | chairman of the bored.
His first act was to install Moscosoni as club manager | Moscosoni leads the Football Concierge studio | HQ | the lab tasked to organize future development | build a football Virtual Intelligence System | money ball.
Lions Gate Field at Forsyth Street
Origin pitch | grounds of Nowhere FC | including Football Concierge | Football Cafe | Fly Nowhere gallery | Nowhere Fast Club + Nw Forest teams | adidas fanatic league early pilot evolving into global tango league.
New York City | Chinatown | Lower East Side | 100 Forsyth
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brands | humans | bots | low level | pro level