full name | Football Club Nowhere | 2010
motto(s) Always at Home | Domi Semper | Low Level to Pro Level | Make An Art
Man + Machine in the Middle of Football
nickname(s) | Nowhere Forest | FC Maroons | Nowhere Fast | Fast Club
colours | >badge | black over blue | three-legs logo in red
>home | maroon | >away | forest | >3rd | sungold | >4th | crowdsource
ground | nowhere | now here
capacity | all audiences
owner(s) | Football Concierge studio incubator (68.55%)
First Class Group shareholders | (21.08%)
NwFC bored shareholders | (10%)
Pirelli | (0.37%)
chairman of the bored | Carlo E. Palazzo
manager | Diego Moscosoni
league | inside the computers | streets
2017-18 | 4th place | serie f
Football Club + Virtual Intelligence System
Facts 1: The club is preparing for the history of football | including the future | within infinite timelines | in the tables of football.
Currently processing | archiving | uploading | 9 years of Nowhere FC data to football cloud storage | years of tests | hypotheses | concepts | designs | development of a football club virtual intelligence system | (FC V.I.S.) | more football | Aubameyang.
Neighborhood Park Grounds: Football Cafe
Facts II: Nowhere FC and supporters began in downtown New York | Partners | Simonez Wolf the Chef Sez | Maxx Starr | Sean Dorsey | Diego Moscosoni | imagine the Football Cafe at home pitch | Lions Gate Field |100 Forsyth | Designed by Husband Wife Architects | resident Diane Chang of Eating Popo's.
The pro shop to the pitch and Nowhere Football Club | organic food | drinks | games always on | supporter gear | various rare items | merchandising | licensed memorabilias | everything a sweaty man could want | or women | children | aliens | hospitality of the club.
Art + Sport Incubator: Football Concierge
Facts III: After the club fell on hard times | it was acquired by a group | led by beginner Italian mogul Carlo E. Palazzo | chairman of the board.
His first act was to install Moscosoni as club manager | Moscosoni leads the Football Concierge studio | HQ | the lab tasked to organize new talent and business | build a football computer | Virtual Intelligence | money ball.
Football Concierge Diego Moscosoni studio incubator team develops systems for the club | corporate alliances | income streams | building the next stars | licensing | meetings | special sauce.
Tourist Agency: Fly Nowhere International
Facts IV: Fly Nowhere | Tourist Agency | began as a gallery | next to Football Cafe | an agency building corporate alliances for Nowhere FC | brand x | brand y | art | cash | installations | world activations | experientialness | game tours.
Original tours with Carlo E Palazzo | @babygoogle | football host | beginner Italian mogul | foodie diplomat amongst socialites | and their friends.
Lions Gate Field at Forsyth Street
Facts V: Origin pitch | grounds of Nowhere FC | including Football Concierge | Football Cafe | Fly Nowhere gallery | Nowhere Fast Club + Nowhere Forest teams | Chef Sez Simonez Wolf | adidas fanatic league which became global tango league | many local partners.
New York City | Chinatown | Lower East Side | 100 Forsyth
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